Fiction May 31, 2021 “Leave it to me” I said flooring it “I’m basically a traffic superhero”. I was bragging – it was a dark, rainy Monday and no one was around anyway.
What happens in Oamaru November 22, 2020 He said “Ask me about my wildest night out”
I did and then “In Oamaru?” My voice rising slightly at the end.
The Whole Truth October 27, 2020 Dear Sophia: I thought he wanted the whole woman, but he was only after a piece. Love, Lilo
Crux October 14, 2020 She launched into unfaltering Hebrew. In New Plymouth. I was pretty gobsmacked.
Puff August 21, 2020 All he said was “This was scarier”
Hiccups August 16, 2020 I went driving tonight and picked up a really drunk guy in Courtney Place, ground zero for Wellington party culture.
The Loneliest Uber Driver July 24, 2020 I was shaking, but didn’t know why. He was an ideal rider and paid quite a lot of money for that ride. What was my problem?
Sunday morning May 31, 2020 He was blond, blue-eyed, bearded – about thirty maybe – in short, a Pakeha jeebus.
Kinder May 3, 2020 Jacinda tells us to “Be Kind”
Tea Towels, T shirts, Bags, Facebook memes, Cinderella – all exhort us to “Be Kind”
Underpants April 28, 2020 My days without underpants are charting really, really well.
When Life hands you Niueans you’d best make Tikihi April 10, 2020 Mrs. Betty Tasmania’s Tikihi recipe:
The tap is always on April 6, 2020 It’s nuts to launch a website during a global pandemic.
Once you’re grown up you can’t come back. February 28, 2020 “Have fun storming the castle” I yelled, mixing fairy tales.
12 Minutes February 25, 2020 If you are willing to listen you can learn a lot in 12 minutes.
Snip February 11, 2020 She is a sexy, blonde, badass West Aucklander and she wanted me to take her husband, who I hadn’t met, to the clinic.
A love song for Aotearoa February 6, 2020 Thank you for calling out to me Aotearoa.
Brigadoon January 2, 2020 Happy New Year Sophia
Toothy December 5, 2019 I laughed as they waved me through
The C word December 2, 2019 It was Crate Day, the New Zealand holiday – every year held on the first Saturday of December. Participants are encouraged to drink a whole crate of beer.
Some Character September 5, 2019 It was that time of night where you make most of your bad decisions and none of your best.
A Time Out August 22, 2019 “You must think I’m a nut” she said
A New York Troika August 18, 2019 “And what was your most memorable experience in New York?
Politipus March 30, 2019 She’s someone’s Nana, in New Zealand and I’m hearing American propaganda. It is very fucking disturbing.
Diva March 20, 2019 It was very hot, and a very busy day in UberLand
“Leave it to me” I said flooring it “I’m basically a traffic superhero”. I was bragging – it was a dark, rainy Monday and no one was around anyway.
He said “Ask me about my wildest night out” I did and then “In Oamaru?” My voice rising slightly at the end.
Dear Sophia: I thought he wanted the whole woman, but he was only after a piece. Love, Lilo
She launched into unfaltering Hebrew. In New Plymouth. I was pretty gobsmacked.
All he said was “This was scarier”
I went driving tonight and picked up a really drunk guy in Courtney Place, ground zero for Wellington party culture.
I was shaking, but didn’t know why. He was an ideal rider and paid quite a lot of money for that ride. What was my problem?
He was blond, blue-eyed, bearded – about thirty maybe – in short, a Pakeha jeebus.
Jacinda tells us to “Be Kind” Tea Towels, T shirts, Bags, Facebook memes, Cinderella – all exhort us to “Be Kind”
My days without underpants are charting really, really well.
Mrs. Betty Tasmania’s Tikihi recipe:
It’s nuts to launch a website during a global pandemic.
“Have fun storming the castle” I yelled, mixing fairy tales.
If you are willing to listen you can learn a lot in 12 minutes.
She is a sexy, blonde, badass West Aucklander and she wanted me to take her husband, who I hadn’t met, to the clinic.
Thank you for calling out to me Aotearoa.
Happy New Year Sophia
I laughed as they waved me through
It was Crate Day, the New Zealand holiday – every year held on the first Saturday of December. Participants are encouraged to drink a whole crate of beer.
It was that time of night where you make most of your bad decisions and none of your best.
“You must think I’m a nut” she said
“And what was your most memorable experience in New York?
She’s someone’s Nana, in New Zealand and I’m hearing American propaganda. It is very fucking disturbing.
It was very hot, and a very busy day in UberLand