Dear Sophia,

It happened again on my way back to New Zealand. My bag started vibrating as I went through through US security. I looked really sheepish.

The security guys always break out in this big old toothy grin that is like “hey we caught you”. It’s something like this:

I just wait a moment and pull out the electric toothbrush. Crestfallen.

I laughed as they waved me through.

Love, Lilo