banana and eggplant on violet surface


She is a sexy, blonde, badass West Aucklander and she wanted me to take her husband, who I hadn’t met, to the clinic.

light and shadow photo of woman in dark room holding a cigarette

Some Character

It was that time of night where you make most of your bad decisions and none of your best.


She’s someone’s Nana, in New Zealand and I’m hearing American propaganda. It is very fucking disturbing.


It was very hot, and a very busy day in UberLand